Jan.6, 2012

Hey!!!!!!!!!
Ok this lil blog is in the perception of a non-sober individual. Soo lets start about how my last drinking night for a lonngggg time was!
First me and my bfff went to sirens (strip club) Every1 knows us there. We chatted it up with the dancers...a.k.a strippers, anddddddddd Johnny butler ( if you don't know who he is look him the fuck up!...Newfoundlander vs on youtube :D) Anyways had a grand ol'time there.
Then we tried a few other places... club V- got i'd...shit! Soo then we went to Fat cat! Had the best whiskey sours of our young life! It was a cute lil blues club but since it bored the crap out of my friend we left to go back to sirens.
Heading out we got stopped by 3 self-identifying ontarians. Who though that me being gay and my friends being straight was hot. So they wanted us to hug because it was hot.....losers! We never gave them that enjoyment. But we left as soon as the other dude got all touchy feely with me and said he wished he had a black coat like me...Ha!
So back at sirens we chatted it up with some dudes and mohammad ali (not her real name , but we like it) And had a decent time!!! Went and watched mohammad ali perform and sat right up by the stage!!!! What was hilarious was this guy laid right on down on the stage and held a $5 in his mouth and she came over, lifted up his hoodie...( he was a rather large man...) And legit jumped on his stomach. Funniest shit ever! I think The  people around us got a kick out of seeing our expressions...oh my!
Thennnn when we left there and dropped me buddy home I had to get a feed so we went to a pizza place.
When i was about to open the door some pissed off dude kicked it open almost getting me with the door in the process ( he never injured me, only got my nail)...wow what a nice surprise 2am :P Anyways got my slice of pizza, ate it , and here I am writing a very long drunken blog...which I will look back on and god knows what i'll think of it!
Anyways i'm out ciao!!!!! xx